Things to do before i die

Did you know the term “bucket list” was invented in 2007 for a film (the same film, incidentally, which gave the great Dril his avatar)? You’d be surprised how recent some “traditions” can be.

• Checked off: Learn how to garden
  • Grow my own food
• Learn how to forage (safely)
• Learn to draw
  • Start a webcomic
• Put my computer in a faux-antique wooden case (i’m allowed to put vanity things on here)
• Go skydiving
• Find more friends
• Find love (i’m patient)
• Improve my Dutch
• Learn Greek (modern)
• Learn Greek (ancient)
• See a total solar eclipse
• Take a dip in a sensory deprivation tank (thx for the idea, whim)
• Visit all seven (eh) continents
  • Checked off: Europe
  • Checked off: Asia
  • Africa
  • Oceania
  • North America
  • South America
  • Antarctica
• Visit…
  • Checked off: the Penshaw monument Penshaw, Co. Dur. — 13 km
  • Sycamore Gap Haltwhistle, Northd. — 49 km What a cunt.
  • The Duddo Five Stones Duddo, Northd. — 85 km
  • the Garden of Cosmic Speculation Dumfries, Scotland — 130 km
  • Avebury Henge (Stonehenge’s cooler cousin) Avebury, Wilts. — 390 km
  • the British Museum, ideally before they start returning to sender en masse London — 400 km
  • the Viktor Wynd Museum of Curiosities, Fine Art, and Natural History London — 400 km
  • the Houses of Parliament London — 400 km
  • Glastonbury Somerset — 430 km
  • Book Mountain Spijkenisse, S. Holland — 520 km
  • Schokland Flevoland — 550 km
  • the Vaalserberg Vaals, Limburg — 690 km
  • Delphi 2,600 km
  • New York City 5,400 km
  • one of the Smithsonian musea Washington, DC — 5,700 km
  • the Museum of Old and New Art Hobart, Tas. — 17,000 km
• See the following artists in concert before they or i die:
  • Checked off: The 1975 Newcastle Arena, 2020
  • Daft Punk Bugger…
  • Radiohead
  • Porter Robinson
  • Checked off: Sigur Rós Manchester Apollo, 2022