My conlangs

Pumwanı · Są̂qʌk · Yedena

I like to make conlangs in my spare time. Since my documentation is mostly on Windows Notepad, i thought i might as well give them a home here as well! Documentation not included.

Pumwanı (Pomeranian)


Amerıcesı famiľniu mie! Ja lecslaś, at Ość telecsasieb ch'ep, tienttihag. Nia pınia jad minutas anc pilińphufan.

[amɛwɨˈkɛːzɨ faˈmʲiʎɲʊ mʲɛː | ja ˈɫɛːksɫaɕ at ɔːɕc tʰɛɫɛksˈaʑɛb k͡xɛːp cʰɛnˈciχaɡ | ɲa ˈpʰɨɲa jad mʲɪˈnutas aŋk pʲɪʎɪɲˈpχuvan]

(you can click these cards to see the gloss and translation!)

ameřıces-ı      famiľn-iu mie!
American-PL.NOM fellow-M  1s.GEN!
ja     lecslaś, at   [mut]-Wość
1s.NOM bill,    that ACC-Russia
[mut]-se-lecsasieb-0 ch'ep,   
PF-NEG-legalise-NPST forever,
[mut]-sienttih-ag. nia    [mut]-fın-ia
PF-sign-1s.PST.    3s.NOM PF-begin-NPST
jad minut-as      anc  pilińphuf-an.
to  minute-PC.DAT five bomb-INF.

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that i've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

(...and click them again to go back)

Pumwanı was my first conlang that could really be called "functional". It's Slavic/Celtic-inspired, with mutations used in... questionable... ways, your usual perfect distinction0 and 6 cases. It's canonically spoken in the great Duchy of Pomerania (Pumwanı: Sancansio Pumwansce [saŋˈkanɕɔ pʰʊmˈʋanskɛ]).

My favourite word (or more accurately, set of words) in Pumwanı is probably the various honorifics and titles derived from sanct [saŋkt] ("saint"):

A close second is the elaborate colour system:

Są̂qʌk (Sawhook, or Sa:~qvk)

hâqʔof Są̂sqʌkt

Qhôk! Mghuaʌd męk qʼe fphauʔk dhôxksu θęghisusqʼ!

[χóːk || m̩ɡwáɨ̯d mɛ̃k k͡xɛ fpáu̯ˀk dóːɕksʊ θɛ̃ɡísʊsk͡x]

qhôk! m-ghuaʌda     męk qʼe  f-phauʔąk
fuck! 1s.GEN-parent 1s  that 3s.T.GEN-bread

dhôxk-usu θ-ęghis-usqʼa
eat-WTNS  PST-see-INFR

Shit, my dad saw me eating his bread!

This one has its roots in Shakyêndkısahûk, an awful ultra-agglutinative language i made for a contest where you had to work backwards from a set of root words. Although i found it unsatisfactory and burnt it to the ground, Są̂qʌk rose from the ashes like a beautiful phœnix; with a lesser focus on synthesizing, and somewhat more time spent on researching actual Native American languages and interesting vocabulary. And yes— i hadn't mentioned it yet, but Są̂qʌk is canonically spoken by a native American peoples, living along the banks of what is in our timeline the Slavey river.1

I'm again choosing two words for my favourite turns of phrase: the verb root aceʌn- , which means both "to bake" and "to smelt/smith", and the expletive phrase êpuqhôkhat θʌkąką̂qk! , which roughly translates to the standard "fuck off!", but literally translates to "wank at the gods".

Yedena (Yag de Nasemers)


Me xinrer to mes bi ba mog ti Lun bisey to esenxi de mons bi ti mikklaro disants.

/me ˈʃinrer to mes bi ba moɡ ti lun ˈbisej to eˈsenʃi de mons bi ti mik(ː)ˈlaro ˈdisants/

Me xinrer  to   mes bi ba  mog ti Lun
1s believe that 1p  be FUT go  to Moon

bisey   to   esenxi  de mon-s    bi
because that essence of human-PL be INF

ti mik-klaro disant-s
to look-face difficulty-PL

I think we're going to the moon because it's in the nature of the human being to face challenges.

I think every conlanger is entitled to one (1) bad attempt at an international auxilliary language, and Yedena2 is mine. The general conceit is that for each word, a Lojban-like3 averaging process takes place for each of its seven source languages. For example, the word temda /'temda/ ("temple") comes from:

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