- How to spot a good fake ID [in the state of Massachusetts]
- The race that only finishes when there’s just one person left running
- Paralysed man’s brain waves decoded into sentences
- Whatever happened to IBM’s Watson after Jeopardy? The New York Times answers
- The cosmic importance of interplanetary quarantine (via bldgblog)
- What went into giving Kamala Harris a name in American Sign Language…
- The Jessica Simulation: the story of a man who used a chatbot to simulate his dead fiancée (via waxy)
I had that Mapmaking Itch, but, cursed by bike-shedding paralysis about the alternate history map idea i hadα, i decided to do a little doodle in the back of my journal instead…
Don’t mind the chicken scratch. I would have done some nice coloured shading, but i couldn’t be bothered to go downstairs to fetch the coloured pencils.
Absolutely gutted for Bukayo Saka right now. Poor lad…
It’s coming home
- Via National Geographic, The campaign to (theologically) abolish hell
- Why is central London suddenly full of US-American sweetshops? (via lmg)
- The search for Ban Tran, forgotten video game pioneeress (ditto)
- Exploring London’s forgotten tram tunnel (via things)
- Miniature models of old Hong Kong (ditto)
- A Royal Military Police video shown to first-time travellers along the corridor to West Berlin through East Germany in the ’80s
- As the US withdraws from Afghanistan, the locals are taking back the Pokémon Go gyms
My apologies for the delay. I knew i’d forgotten something!
Music listened to and TV watched
- Bo Burnham’s Inside: A strong candidate for my favourite Thing of 2021. It is, frankly, unfair that one man can make me feel so many emotions in the span of an hour and a half — loved almost every minute of it! (That song about sexting does drag on a bit, though…) (A+)
- Wolf Alice’s Blue Weekend: Bloody brilliant. (A)
- Beabadoobee’s Our Extended Play: Yeah, this’ll do for new music from The 1975 while we wait for that Drive Like I Do compilation album. (B+)
- Haim’s Days Are Gone: Didn’t really do much for me. Some alright singles, though! (C-)
- Porter Robinson’s Nurture: After months of promising i’d listen to it in full when i got my hands on the vinyl, i finally admitted to myself that it was out of stock and i’d have to wait until August otherwise. It’s a pretty good album, but part of me wonders how i’d feel about it if i hadn’t worn the singles to death already… (B)
- Euro 2020: I’d never really thought myself the football fan type. Nevertheless… come on England!!
Most viewed pages on the site last month
- Index page: 256 views
- Linkroll: 136 views
- The Garden (index page): 65 views
- About the author: 46 views
- Things to do before i die: 28 views
- Music i like: 26 views
- What i believe: 25 views
- Toaster shade generator: 24 views
- Songs i have cried my silly little heart out to: 20 views
- There Are Two Continents: 20 views
Most read posts on The Garden (in no particular order)
- A hundred 3D animators put their own spin on the same basic scene. Awesome stuff… the human ability for creativity will never cease to amaze me.
- A digital museum of art depicting scenes from Dante’s Divine Comedy. A lot of it is in untranslated Italian, but hey, visual art is visual art.
- Keeping on the subject of digital museums: an extremely in-depth and extremely 2008 museum of toasters. Would that every website still looked as good and functioned as well as this!
- Artwork by eccentric artist Madge Gill (and Myrninerest?) has appeared around the Line, a sculpture trail in eastern London.
- The battle over the future of the U.S. Libertarian party. Low, low stakes here — even our Green parties are more relevant than them…
Highly disappointed in myself for liking that new Ed Sheeran song. Where did i go wrong‽
We used to have a bog trotter. When the Division bell rang, we had a top and bottom bog trotter whose job it was to run around all the toilets to see if anyone was locked in. We had to look under the door for feet and, if seen, we looked over the top. If that person was one of theirs we left him, if it was one of ours, we got him out — if necessary with a screwdriver to unlock the door from the outside. That was the sort of nonsense that occurred when the House divided.
I remember the famous case of Leslie Spriggs, the then Member for St. Helens. We had a tied vote and he was brought to the House in an ambulance having suffered a severe heart attack. The two Whips went out to look in the ambulance and there was Leslie Spriggs laid there as though he was dead. I believe that John Stradling Thomas said to Joe Harper, “How do we know that he is alive?” So he leaned forward, turned the knob on the heart machine, the green light went around, and he said, “There, you’ve lost — it’s 311.” That is an absolutely true story. It is the sort of nonsense that used to happen. No one believes it, but it is true.
When Parliament was first broadcast, for the first three days the BBC broadcast everything that came through the loudspeakers. It was libellous, it was unbelievably crude, but it was hilarious. The BBC panicked and said, “Somebody will sue us for libel. If it is in Hansard it is okay, but if it is not in Hansard we will be done for libel.” So the BBC stopped broadcasting everything; now, it jams the broadcast so all people hear is, “Hear, hear, hear.” It is terrified of being sued for libel.
This stems from a 1997 debate on the modernisation of parliamentary procedure. More anecdotes from the same speech can be found on the other side of the link.
Me writing long run-on sentences for my blog in English: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me having to translate them into Dutch: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.