Iâve been thinking recently that, despite how i sometimes wish i knew what it was like to live in
years gone past, and how it often feels like everything is about to topple over at the hands of {
authoritarian reactionary bigots | power-hungry anti-democratic dictators | neurotic puritan
âprogressivesâ } (take your pick), i am, at the end of the day, so, so grateful that i live in the
modern era, and in a developed country to boot.
I'm grateful to live in a time with the highest living standards in history; where even someone
flipping burgers at Maccaâs has access to luxuries that would make Louis XIV blush.
To live in a time with modern medicine, where people are inoculated at a young age against
pestilences that used to ravage the world, and to live in a country where urgent care is free of
charge.
That wars between nations are largely a thing of the past, at least to the scale of World Wars I and
II.
That i live in an era and place where being bisexual or gay is, legitimately, no big deal â
something that would have been unthinkable just ten years ago.
That every day the acceptance of us transgendered folk is growing, and that, if i had the money and
determination, i could get a pretty good approximation of the other sex grafted on â something
Heliogalabus could only dream of.
That in the age of the internet, people can find community anywhere, no matter how odd or niche
their interests and identities are, and that nearly everyone has access to the sum of human
knowledge at their finger tips.
Yes, 2021 has its problems, and so does the UK. But i wouldn't live anywhen or anywhere else.
....Okay, maybe Norway.
Oh shit, were goatees named after that little tuft of hair goats have?
Op een heuvel in graafschap Durham staat het
Penshawmonument. Deze
negentiende-eeuwse folly werd gebouwd om de prestaties van de graaf van Durham â ene John Lambton â
te herdenken, maar je zou het niet weten: het enige teken ervan is een kleine plaquette aan de
zijkant. Vorige week vond ik wat tijd om het monument te bezoeken â van hier laat ik de fotoâs voor
zich spreken.
Informatie voor bezoekers
Adres:
Chester Rd, Penshaw, Houghton le SpringDH4 7NJ
.
Toegankelijkheid: Om bij het monument te komen moet u een steile helling op;
als u niet zo mobiel bent, kunt u beter twee keer nadenken voordat u gaat.
Vervoer: De heuvel is bereikbaar via de A183
snelweg en de 2, 2A, en 78 autobussen. Het dichtstbijzijnde
treinstation is Chester-le-Street, op acht km afstand.
On a hilltop in County Durham sits the
Penshawi monument, a nineteenth-century folly built to commemorate the late Earl of Durham. Itâs always been on my
bucket list, but itâs a bit of a pain to get to via public transport, and iâd never found the time â
last week, though, i found myself with some time off and decided to make the trip. Iâll let the
pictures do the talking from hereâŠ
Information for visitors
Address:
Chester Rd, Penshaw, Houghton le SpringDH4 7NJ
.
Accessibility: Getting up to the monument requires a steep hike up a hill; if
you have impaired mobility, you may want to think twice before going.
Getting there: The hill is served by the A183 road
and the 2, 2A, and 78 buses. The nearest train station is
Chester-le-Street, five miles away.
De eerste vorst van het jaar is aangebroken, althans in mÄłn achtertuin. Het is tijd voor mij om de
keuze te maken waar alle Geordieâs elk jaar voor staan: trots ik de kou in niks maar een hoodie, of
zul ik De Grote Jas halen en mijn innerlijke laffe zuiderling omhelsen? (Hopelijk is deze vroege vorst een goed teken voor een witte
kerstfeest/joelfeest/saturnalia/wat-je-ook-viert in het verschiet.)
Humph â the first frost of the year has arrived, at least in my back garden. Looks like itâs time to
make the choice every Geordie faces each year: do i brave the cold in nothing but a jacket, or do i
surrender to my inner southern pansy and get out The Big Coat? (Hopefully this early frost is a good sign for a white Christmas/Yule/whatever-you-celebrate
ahead.)
The industry town of Blyth is bordered on four sides by sights iconic of the NorthÂumÂbrian
experience. To the north lies the eponymous River Blyth, carving out a respectable third to the Tyne
and Tweed in how it has shaped the course of the countyâs history. To the east, the awesome North
Sea ebbs and flows, enticing herds of families out to the beach. Southwards, farms and fields
stretch on until they meet the city streets. And, to the west, the dismal grey
A189 motorway cuts its way through impoverished streets and empty
grassland.
So guess which path the railway sent me down? Thatâs right, it was hugging the fucking tarmac for
me. Thereâs a reason the God of travellers is a trickster.
Newsham is perhaps the prototypical post-industrial suburb. The streets are lined
with drab row-houses and shuttered shops whose walls sit darkened by cigarette smoke. But even here,
there are signs of history, and signs of life. Walking along a small council estate, even in this
decidedly hard-to-do area, people's personalities shine through. One car, judging by the bumper
stickers, belongs to a proud gay naturist. Another house has a carved relief of an Indian chief
(although i doubt the inhabitants have a drop of Native American blood in them). And at the end of
the road lies the holy grail: the old station master's house, whose nearby decaying platforms just
about peek over the fence.
After this, our path splits in two: the main line continues up to Bebside, but a spur branches off
and swings to the town centre. The first one is mostly a boring romp through farmland and reclaimed
forests, so, for now, we'll be following the second line.
There are a lot of things about Blyth that iâm sure the town council would
love for me to tell you about. It has an historic beach (though itâs all the way on the
south end of town, and thereâs no reason for you to make the trek when Newbiggin and Whitley Bay are
closer and just as nice). There's a weekly market on Thursdays (though on the Thursday i went in,
theyâd all packed up already), by the plaza next to the
shopping centre (whose selection of options is laughable when
compared to Manor Walks in the next town over). And
theyâre dead proud of their local football team, the Spartans, who famously performed somewhat above
average in the 1978 FA Cup (never mind that Ashington spawned
two WorldCup winners).
By now you may have noticed that everything in Blyth seems to be a slightly crappier version of
something from elsewhere in Northumberland. This goes too for the ignoble fate of its former
station. While some have been turned into houses, shops, pubs, or just returned to the land whence
they arose, Blythâs once-proud central station is now⊠a Morrisons car park.
The branch line itself is now a straight-on footpath, cutting its way through town with a hospital
and shopping centre on one side and impoverished estates on the other â until about halfway through,
that is, when it suddenly becomes much more suburban in character; charming parks take the place of
pools and appendectomies, while a long allotment fills the other side. (It was also â and i cannot
stress this enough â absolutely pissing it down by the time i got to this end, and as such,
i failed to get any usable footage. Just trust that it eventually meets back up with the main line.)
Back on the main line, the motorway leads to a depressing interchange at Bebside.
Just across from the former site of the station sits the grimiest petrol station corner shop i think
iâve ever been to (no photos, alas, again); the site of the station itself has long been bulldozed
and turned into a horse riding centre.
Iâd love to stay and show you more, but the next phase in our adventure is a big one â because weâll
be taking a brief diversion to County Durham. Itâll all make sense when we get there. Ciao!
Ze zijn allemaal Engelstalig vandaag, sorry. Er zijn 1,35 miljard van hun en 23 miljoen van ons -
wat kan je er over doen? ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
We trappen af rechtstreeks in het de categorie âkoppelingen die je niet zou moeten openen als er
iemand over je schouder is aan het kijkenâ. Justin Whang, een kenner van vreemde
internetgeschiedenis, brengt ons het verhaal van
de mannen met lullen op hun armen.
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Starting us off straight into things you shouldnât watch if someone else is peeking over your
shoulder, weird-internet-history connoisseur Justin Whang brings us the stories of
the men with knobs on their arms.
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Hi, all â just a little update to tell you fine folk that iâm doing some retheming around the blog,
and, as such, sidenotes will be borked for a little while. Sorry for any inconvenience. (Donât see
anything? Press Ctrl+F5, or â+Shift+R if youâre on a Mac.)
âIĆ Saturnalia!â So went the cry that marked the start of the
eponymous classical holiday. For one glorious week, Roman society was turned on its head: slaves
became masters; togas were out and ostentatious displays of colour were in; gag gifts were given;
and one lucky person was elected the local King of Saturnalia. Whatever
orders the King barked had to be followed, no matter how ridiculous. This tradition clung on even
into the Christian middle ages as the English âlord of misruleâ â a lone pagan vestige in a
monotheistic world.
So, in the spirit of those winter holidays, to lighten up this frosty time of year, i thought it
would be fun to let you play that rule for my website. Welcome, one and all, to the first annual
satyrs.eu Lords of Misrule!
If you write or put together something â absolutely anything â and email it to
misrule@satyrs.eu, come Saturnalia (thatâs December 17 to 23, for those who
understandably arenât up to date with ancient festival customs) iâll put it up on the site, both on
the blog and on its own dedicated, permanent subpage, etched in stone for all to see.
I would ask that you donât submit any political polemics (weâve had quite enough of those) or
anything that would get me in legal trouble, but apart from that, anything goes. Your granâs
chocolate cake recipe? An impassioned defence of Freddy Got Fingered as an ironic
masterpiece? A rant about how keyboards arenât what they used to be? Whatever you â my lords of
misrule â want.
You can submit your entries from today until the 16th of December, 2021. Have fun, and donât be
afraid to get weird with it!
Down a narrow alleyway to the back end of St Nicholasâ Cathedral, in Newcastle, one can find a
rather curious decoration garnishing a door on the opposing façade. The âvampire rabbitâ has stood
watch over the cathedral for at least half a century; while records are scarce (a quick search of
Google Books doesnât bring up anything until the twenty-first century), it could well date back to
the buildingâs construction in 1901.
Hereâs the thing, though. Nobody knows how it got there. Indeed, even the name âvampire rabbitâ is a
misnomer; its jet-black fur and red claws were added on some time in the 1990s,i
as were its distinctly batty ears. Some say it was put there to scare away wannabe graverobbers, but
i have my doubts that twentieth-century crooks would be so dumb.
Yet others posit that it represents a
mad March hare, arising at the time
of Easter, or that it refers to Thomas Bewick, a nearby engraver who had a fondness of all things
lagomorphic. Most fascinatingly,
a theory advanced by one Mr Adam Curtis
suggests a Masonic pun in reference to one George Hare Phillipson, a local doctor (hence
vampires) and active Freemason, as was the lead architect, one William H. Wood. It being a secret
society in-joke would also explain why itâs located around the back, rather than the front, which
faces onto one of the busiest streets in town.
Perhaps we might never know for sure. In any case, itâs a fascinating little secret â what do you
think is most likely?
We have a saying in the Netherlands: âNee heb je, ja kun je krijgen.â It translates to
something like youâve already got a no; you might as well try for a yes â itâs always
better to ask rather than stay silent.
Thereâs a few English phrases that are similar. Up north, shy bairns get nowt is a common
instruction from parents; across the pond, hockey player Wayne Gretzky contributed the saying
you miss 100% of the shots you donât take to the local lexicon in a 1991 interview.
Are there any similar sayings in your neck of the woods, or your language? Iâd love to hear.