Fred Fuckstone Sent in by an anonymous reader

*infernal screaming*
Hey, The Guy From Boston baby, and today I’m serious.
I’m fuckin’, ten times worse than AIDS,
I got an email from SOME fucking ASSHOLE right here over at www.titsassesanddicks.com.
And here’s the thing,
nuclear fucking war,
imminent,
no question about it.
What you guys gotta do is
stop eatin’ ya shit,
stop getting yer asshole eaten out of
fucking everything.
LISTEN YOU SKINNY LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER!
I JERK OFF TWO WRINKLY lookin’,
fuckin’
balls.
I SUCK,
LARGE ELEPHANT DICKS!
I take eighty seven fuckin’
SHITS
in *four* minutes.
YOU LITTLE COCKROACH BASTARDS!
YOU COCKSUCKERS!
So, that brings me back to
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
You’re all fuckin’ stupid,
you’re all fuckin’,
suckin’ cock.
Worst of all, you’re ugly.
And ya’ don’t fuckin’ think I got a set of
TITTIES & BEER!
Fuck, fuck, fiddily motherfucker fuck,
*inaudible gibbering, choking, nuclear explosion*